oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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