drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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