Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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