happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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