My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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