...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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