help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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