Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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