Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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