so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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