I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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