I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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