I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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