I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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