Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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