i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
