i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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