its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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