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• (210): View more from Texas

  so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....

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  oh shit that had to have been awkward

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  i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.

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• (562): View more from California

  I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  there was naked duck duck goose

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  how does that even get suggested?!

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  after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  You insisted on take shots off of plates.

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• (209): View more from California

  come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins

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• (831): View more from California

  im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public

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• (407): View more from Florida

  work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.

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