so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.