Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting. http://tfl.nu/bmo9
  Replies (12) Good night (4231) Bad night (566)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married. http://tfl.nu/ivvd
  Replies (1) Good night (1685) Bad night (519)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner. http://tfl.nu/n8w7
  Replies (7) Good night (3430) Bad night (799)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth. http://tfl.nu/n8z4
  Replies (15) Good night (1014) Bad night (4296)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter. http://tfl.nu/8xy5
  Replies (4) Good night (3223) Bad night (1112)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm http://tfl.nu/d06d
  Replies (13) Good night (2199) Bad night (1373)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion http://tfl.nu/g8mo
  Replies (11) Good night (2738) Bad night (521)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine. http://tfl.nu/qt1j
  Replies (12) Good night (2587) Bad night (541)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments. http://tfl.nu/nct0
  Replies (9) Good night (664) Bad night (1340)
• Favorite

  (247): View more from

  That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (247): That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes. http://tfl.nu/fpdo
  Replies (6) Good night (1404) Bad night (417)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor. http://tfl.nu/k71v
  Replies (3) Good night (813) Bad night (293)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death http://tfl.nu/2w0w
  Replies (4) Good night (333) Bad night (419)
• Favorite

  (562): View more from California

  New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (562): New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches. http://tfl.nu/v2w2
  Replies (9) Good night (800) Bad night (407)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits http://tfl.nu/pmw9
  Replies (3) Good night (242) Bad night (534)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT??? http://tfl.nu/9h42
  Replies (3) Good night (843) Bad night (285)

Randomize