So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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