giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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