so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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