So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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