Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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