Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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