You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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