I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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