I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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