Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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