just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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