Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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