Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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