Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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