best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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