He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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