worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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