Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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