True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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