We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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