Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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