The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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