I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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