Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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