new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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