I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We’re leaving where are you
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