Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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