Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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