I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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