# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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