my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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