I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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