He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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