She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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