Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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