So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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